Away Laughing on a Fast Camel  - Louise Rennison

Only on the first page and I'm already laughing!

"I wish there was someone I could duff up but there is no one to blame. Except God, and although He is everywhere at once He is also invisible. (Also, the last person who tried to duff up God was Satan, and he ended up standing on his head in poo with hot swords up his bum-oley.)"

Georgia is too funny.